• Opening a box of unsweetened Shredded Wheat to find they’re of the “Big Biscuit” variety: comically large mini-wheats.
  • The garbage technician, to me, after watching me use our tiny electric snowblower: “Where’d you get that, Toys ‘R’ Us?”
    • A few minutes later, the recycling technician: “Isn’t that the cutest little thing?”