What the lizard says
I’ve seen Charlie on three separate trips. The first time, he was still a tiny intubated n’ incubated preemie at the hospital, surrounded by plastic casing and a configuration of lifesaving instruments. He was [really] cute then – usually in the case of cute things, studies show the smaller, the cuter (can we say a. “teacup dogs” b. “MINI PIGS?”), but if Charlie’s mastered one thing at this age it’s taking critics’ names and beating the odds. He’s still the same baby, just less miniature and with some added flab, boobs (man + boobs = moobs; baby + boobs = boobs).
PART 2: CHARLES THELONIOUS EDISON LLOYD III*
(* extraneous titles added for dramatization)
CHAR SAY WHA?
This is the first time we met him out of the hospital.
(caption “lyk wut are u doing 2 my face?” also, look at Danny and Kendall’s beautiful home.)
My dad and Charlie really connected that trip.
Straight out of the Modern Family “Lion King” scene.
TRIP NUMERO 2. These were taken last week.
Well, that’s about all the best photos I’ve taken of Charlie. There’s a whole other album from the day before we left, but that one is being saved to be on its own..
