When You Ask An Eight Year Old No.7

What happens when you ask an eight-year-old…

What advice do you have for president-elect Barack Obama?

They might answer:

• Make fireworks completely legal in the United States.
• Eight year olds should be able to drive, poop/be naked in public, and buy shotguns.
• Give people the right to moon (…shove butt in people’s face). [?]
• Kids should have the choice of not going to school and not having homework.
• Obama, you should make everyone in the world invincible.

Here’s a more understandable, paraphrased version of the response:

Hi Obama,

I’ve got some advice for you. First off, and most importantly, I think that eight year olds should be able to drive, poop/be naked in public, and buy shotguns. My colleagues and I believe this is a crucial step in healing our country. Second of all, I believe everybody should have the right to moon (shove your butt in people’s faces), and.. Oh yeah! If you have some time, could you please make everyone in the world invincible?!

Thanks,
Kind, Loving, Eight Year Olds

These answers came from genuine eight-year olds and do not reflect my views or opinion.. or do they?

[?] denotes an answer that is incredibly strange or just plain unexpected

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Coming next week: When You Ask An Eight Year Old… What are five things that annoy you?