Mothers these days..

Well today was fun. I went swimming, tried stilts (they’re hard), attempted to burn stuff with a magnifying glass (which, despite sounding cool, is really, really boring.. and hurts your eyes), tried sour cream (gross but good somehow)… If that’s not enough, I also uhh.. “accidentally” waxed my arm? Just one square centimeter.. Don’t ask. But yeah, for all those who “live vicariously” through me, I hope that was a satisfying fix of.. living vicariously.

(booooooom, of course)

You know what else? I went to a Wal-Mart. GOD, I know, totally not okay. We had to, for whatever reason. I wanted to hate it (I do hate it. ew ew corporation ew union ewww killing family-owned businesses ew), but it was so nice and clean and organized and shiny and stuff. Totally disappointing.

I hear there’s actually a documentary about the epic disgustingness of Wal-Mart, sorta like Idiocracy? Or whatever that’s called. I kind of want to see it to make sure that I’m not falsely hating something. Because, when it comes to hatin’, it’s pretty embarrassing to detest something you don’t even know about..

Oh! I thought I’d let you know I was just in a list of “influential Jewish teens” over yonder on in the paper world. And on the internet, but “paper world” sounded cooler. I am very proud of myself. And’cha know what? You should be too! Because, really, it wouldn’t have happened without you guys *awww*. Pat yourself on the back!

I am yet to receive the actual copy of the magazine, but I saw the list online. There’s also another article *about me* in the magazine – on the next page! I’ll post scans or whatever when I get it, plus another something specialllll.

Title: quote from neighbor, Emma, on moms not knowing how to use their own cell phones.. heh.