Spock’s Got Jewscles

(Made by meee! Note: that’s the old, original Spock, for those who don’t know)

Okay, so there’s a reasonable story behind this. During the 7th grade trip, I found out that one of my friends is *in love* with Spock. Well, first we were talking about Star Trek, then she mentioned Zachary Quinto, the actor that plays the new Spock. Then somehow it came about that she thinks Spock the character is hotter than Zach Quinto himself (Tavi thinks the same, no?)… Soo, for the rest of the trip, we – me and one of my best friends, Ray, otherwise known as the one who carried chili-soup to the dumpster with me/was my tentmate/etc – taunted her about liking Vulcan ZQ more than human ZQ. And that’s how this somewhat vulgar phrase came about (trust me – there were much worse…).

That said, Spock is a beast/awesome/one of my heroes.

Also about Spock: Zachary Quinto is Jewish. That means one more epic tribe member, aside from Sarah Silverman. Win. (He probably has huge Jewscles. New word, by the way, meaning “Jewish muscles, muscles of a Jewish person, etc,” pronounced “juice-kles” or “jews-kuls” – not sure which yet.  I submitted it to Urban Dictionary [UPDATE: Jewscles was not admitted to Urban Dictionary! Ratsss]. Or even better: Jewsticles. Goes along with the Spock’s pubic hair theme, eh?)

Jeez, you could dedicate a whole post a whole site to Spock alone. Oh wait, someone did. A lot.

Lastly, you’re right, Jim Inhofe. Obama isn’t American. HE’S VULCAN.