Onion Candidate Profile – John McCain

Oct 10, 2008

I found this on TheOnion.com in the War For The White House section. They have more for the other candidates and running-mates. Enjoy!

Thoughts On Torture:
Doesn’t support stuff he couldn’t handle

Saturday Night Live Appearance:
Solid

Where He’d Be If Not Running For President:
Dead

Awards:
Distinguished Flying Cross (Vietnam War); Silver Star (World War II); Bronze Star (Crimean War)

Key Senate Achievement:
Paying Russ Feingold $34 dollars to list his name first in ‘McCain-Feingold’ bill

People Who Have Influenced Him Most:
His wife, Cindy, for her constant encouragement and unconditional wealth

| Posted by Spencer on Oct 10, 2008

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