What happens when you ask an eight year old…

What are the best bands ever?

They might answer:

• Avenged Seven-Fold, because they have the bestest songs ever
• The Beatles, because they don’t look like pigs
• Kiss, because they dress like weirdos
• Randy Newman, because he is obsessed with happiness
• Guns N’ Roses, because they have ‘gun’ in their name

Here are some outtakes (beware, rude content):

• Fallout Boy, because they suck
• Coldplay, because they’re neutered [?]
• Hannah Montana, because she sounds like a pig being man-handled

These answers came from genuine eight-year olds and do not reflect my views or opinion.. or do they?

[?] denotes an answer that is incredibly strange or plain unexpected

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Coming next week: When You Ask An Eight Year Old… What’s your favorite superpower?