Comments on: Quote-A-Sammy

By: Tavi

Tavi — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:59:01 +0000

Got nothing on Sammy (I’ve never been good at the whole caption/talk bubble thing, NO MATTER HOW MANY SUBMISSIONS I made to Nickelodeon Magazine’s “Say What?” THEY ALL FAILED) but man is omg.com a disappointment. I want to buy the URL from them just to fill it with lolcats and shiny stickers…

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:48:29 +0000

Sammy is explaining that his cat’s breath smells like cat food. By the look on your face, I think his might, too. I asked an eight-year old, and this was the answer he gave me, so it must be right. (It’s possible that said eight-year old should not watch The Simpsons anymore.)

By: well

well — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 06:30:44 +0000

It’s good your brother is just still really young, based on his blog it sounds like he is on drugs!

By: Sarah J

Sarah J — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:44:20 +0000

“How can you tell when a drummer’s at the door? The knocking speeds up.” (You look on disapprovingly)

That’s all I got.

By: digitari

digitari — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:38:18 +0000

Sammy is telling a punch line to the joke…

What drummer died wealthy?

“Buddy Rich”

By: KWild

KWild — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:53:23 +0000

“So, here’s the deal – I wear this suit for the next three hours and then I can strip back to my underwear and have cake, right?” And the kid next to him (is that you?) is thinking “if he gets away with this life is truly not fair.”

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:09:18 +0000

Ok, so it’s not so much what Sammy is saying but what Sammy is thinking:
‘Red tie, blue suit – it must be Sunday’.

And I concur – that suit is wicked.

By: Sarah J

Sarah J — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:54:27 +0000

The Office is prolly my favorite show on NBC.

As for the “Quote-A-Sammy”… well, I don’t have anything that’s worth posting.

By: Sweeney Agonistes

Sweeney Agonistes — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:29:40 +0000

“The first rule of Fight Club: you don’t talk about Fight Club.”

By: anne

anne — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:13:12 +0000

what sammy is saying
he is responding to “what are you in for” for you see, he is being held in prison at “Lets-Pretend-That-We-Aren’t-in Prison”

“I am an executive at AIG.” was his response

‘You see, mary poppins IS practically perfect in every way and that is why a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down”