Quote-A-Sammy
Mar 19, 2009
“Step one, we catch a mouse. Step two, we teach him sign language. Step three, we thrown him as hard as we can up the chimney.”
… is a quote from the show, My Name Is Earl. You could make a t-shirt of practically everything Randy says. And speaking of My Name Is Earl, TODAY IS THURSDAY! Whooo. Thursdays = one day until Friday, andandand lots of new NBC show episodes. ‘Tis a good day.
I really enjoy this photo. There are tons more like it at this artists profile.
That’s a pretty awesome car. There’s another photo of it called “Ferrari Killer,” which I think is a very appropriate title.
Last but not least, it’s my pleasure to introduce…. “QUOTE-A-SAMMY!” Here’s what you need to do: Look at this picture, think about it, and write a comment on this post about what you think Sammy’s saying in this picture (Danny, I’m expecting something great from you!). Make it as funny as you can; the little guy is pretty hilarious. Don’t worry if you can’t think of one, I haven’t myself. And uh, just for the record.. That suit is uh-mazing. I love this picture.
P.S. This week I was very disappointed to find that OMG.com is a site for a so-called “Object Management Group” that develops “enterprise integration standards for a wide range of technologies, and an even wider range of industries.” Boooring. I was hoping for it to be something a little bit like Andrew Wilkinson’s TMBLG or at least somebody’s blog. Bummer.
what sammy is saying
he is responding to “what are you in for” for you see, he is being held in prison at “Lets-Pretend-That-We-Aren’t-in Prison”
“I am an executive at AIG.” was his response
‘You see, mary poppins IS practically perfect in every way and that is why a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down”
“The first rule of Fight Club: you don’t talk about Fight Club.”
The Office is prolly my favorite show on NBC.
As for the “Quote-A-Sammy”… well, I don’t have anything that’s worth posting.
Ok, so it’s not so much what Sammy is saying but what Sammy is thinking:
‘Red tie, blue suit – it must be Sunday’.
And I concur – that suit is wicked.
“So, here’s the deal – I wear this suit for the next three hours and then I can strip back to my underwear and have cake, right?” And the kid next to him (is that you?) is thinking “if he gets away with this life is truly not fair.”
Sammy is telling a punch line to the joke…
What drummer died wealthy?
“Buddy Rich”
“How can you tell when a drummer’s at the door? The knocking speeds up.” (You look on disapprovingly)
That’s all I got.
It’s good your brother is just still really young, based on his blog it sounds like he is on drugs!
Sammy is explaining that his cat’s breath smells like cat food. By the look on your face, I think his might, too. I asked an eight-year old, and this was the answer he gave me, so it must be right. (It’s possible that said eight-year old should not watch The Simpsons anymore.)
Got nothing on Sammy (I’ve never been good at the whole caption/talk bubble thing, NO MATTER HOW MANY SUBMISSIONS I made to Nickelodeon Magazine’s “Say What?” THEY ALL FAILED) but man is omg.com a disappointment. I want to buy the URL from them just to fill it with lolcats and shiny stickers…